24 Things You Only Do When You’re Drunk

You booze, you lose.

1. Become indiscriminately amorous.

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2. Dance aggressively, with no respect for other people’s personal space.

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3. Attempt choreographed dance moves with your friends.

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4. Suddenly remember a key skill from your youth, and insist on demonstrating it.

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5. Impulse-buy stupid things on Amazon/eBay.

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6. Convince yourself that karaoke is a good idea.

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This is always the moment you realise you have AN AWFUL LOT OF FEELINGS, which you can only express by SHOUTING.

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And you go on shouting, even when you don’t really know the words.

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7. Have a nice lie down in the street.

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8. Chat to complete strangers in the toilets.

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9. Regard a Jägerbomb with anything other than fear and revulsion.

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10. Overshare on Facebook.

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11. Leave a mean comment on someone else’s status.

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12. Tweet something dumb that you’ll regret in the morning.

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13. Make unwanted physical advances.

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14. Have arguments about trivial things that escalate really dramatically and end up breaking a decade-long friendship.

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15. Tell your friends exactly what you think of them.

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16. Buy endless rounds, as if money has no meaning.

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17. Decide that somebody is your soulmate forever, despite only having just met them in a taxi queue.

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18. Make really brilliant plans that you then forget the next day.

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19. Share your innermost feelings.

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20. Reveal inappropriate secrets.

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21. Carry home something random you found in the street.

Via Photo by Maciej Dakewicz, via BBC.
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22. Ask the cab driver to put on Magic FM, and could he please turn it up?

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23. Fall asleep on public transport and wake up at the end of the line.

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24. Text your ex.

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Luke Lewis is the executive editor of BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
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