3. The Girl Trying To Get Discovered
Talent Scouts don’t tend to hang out at this crappy bar, honey.
4. The Guy Singing “Don’t Stop Believin’” Unironically. At 8PM.
Save it for the end of the night, bucko.
5. The Giggler
They’re usually singing “Baby Got Back” or “I Wanna Sex You Up”.
7. The Person Who Just Stands There During A 27-Measure Instrumental Break
Looks like rigor mortis has set in.
9. The Group Of Girls Who Didn’t Realize They Don’t Know The Verses Of “I Will Survive”
11. The Dude Singing “Hotel California”
Seven minutes is 14 years in Karaoke Time.
- Greece voted "no" on sweeping new austerity measures tied to further bailout funds. Its future in the eurozone is uncertain, and its creditors are unimpressed.
- The U.S. will face Japan in Vancouver in the final match of the FIFA Women's World Cup ⚽️
- Captured New York prison escapee David Sweat has been released from hospital and is back in jail.