Promoted

The 24 Most Pretentious Things Ever

Some people take themselves just a little too seriously.

1. This method of preparing coffee.

Melbourne cafe The Sensory Lab, where the coffee costs £8 a cup. Photo: Mike Keating.

2. This graffiti spotted in Shoreditch.

3. This ad agency slogan.

4. This marketing mission statement.

5. This photo of Sting playing the lute while his wife does yoga.

6. This advert for a replica All Blacks rugby shirt.

7. This guy’s diet.

11. This menu.

The culinary fare offered to The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge at a 2011 gala charity dinner in London.

12. Kanye West, interviewed by the New York Times.

Taylor Hill / WireImage / Getty Images / Via buzzfeed.com

13. This “symbiotic chair”.

14. These things said by Gwyneth Paltrow.

15. All these beards.

 

16. Lady Gaga’s thoughts on pearls.

17. This coffee menu.

18. This description of London 2012 mascot Wenlock.

Photo: Getty

19. These Brooklyn-based chocolatiers.

20. This musing on the cultural meaning of the custard pie.

21. Davie Bowie’s response, when asked to explain his recent album “The Next Day”.

22. This mode of transport.

23. This pseudo-intellectual cat.

24. And this ostentatiously literary dog.

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

Luke Lewis is the Executive Editor of BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
 
  Your Reaction?
 

    Contributions

    Here Are The Top Stories
    • The family of Sandra Bland, who died in a Texas jail cell in July three days after she was detained during a traffic stop, filed a wrongful death lawsuit in federal court.
    • Migrant deaths in the Mediterranean have exceeded 2,000, making 2015 the deadliest year for people trying to reach Europe, according to the International Organization for Migration.
    • Rapper 50 Cent may claim he's broke, but court records filed in his bankruptcy case show he has $10 million in various bank accounts.
    Get The News App

    Now Buzzing