1. This birth announcement in The Times.
2. And this one in the Telegraph.
3. This complaint.
4. This artist, number 20 in Tatler's list of "people who really matter."
Though to be fair pretty much everyone in that list is staggeringly posh.
(And a little bit mental).
5. This menu, offered at a charity do attended by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.
6. This guy's diet.
7. This response to a power cut.
Fulham power cut and low on vino, had to resort to emergency supply of pudding wine. Thanks Mr P!