Buzz·Posted on 5 Nov 201316 Tips For Enjoying The Perfect Bonfire NightRemember, remember... all these things.by Luke LewisBuzzFeed Executive Editor, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. First of all, make sure you buy fireworks with incredibly manly and potent names, like ATOMIC WARLORD. 2. Or SWORDS OF FIRE. 3. Or, erm... 4. Try to avoid that thing where all the fireworks go off at the same time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Seriously, it's never good when that happens. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Never bring fireworks into proximity with your genitals. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Can't stress this one enough. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Same goes for your buttocks. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. If you must hand out sparklers, ensure you entrust them only to mature adults. 8. All things considered, it's probably best not to light your fireworks in the bath. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Embedding them in a pile of cow dung is probably not a tremendous idea either. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Oh, and remember to leave a long wick, so you have plenty of time to clear the area. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Just as a general rule, don't dick about. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. But if all else fails, RUN. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. If possible, take a small child to witness its first firework display. His/her response will gladden your heart. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. If you own a cat, consider giving it a festive makeover. Remember that Tippex is your friend. 15. On this of all nights, spare a thought for the poor dogs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. But above all, remember to enjoy yourself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF