14 Dumbest Things You Can Do With Fireworks

Or: 14 things you need to do right now with all your fireworks.

1. Light them in the shower:

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2. Fire them from your nether region:

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3. Put them between your legs while standing on top of two cars:

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4. Tie them to your friend:

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5. Fire them at Captain America:

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6. Try to catch them with your face:

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7. Give them to your dog:

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8. Light them in a kitchen:

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9. Fire them in a crowd:

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10. Light them in the bathtub:

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11. Light them on a couch:

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12. Put them in a pile of poop:

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13. Drop them:

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14. Light them underneath your chair:

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But this? Definitely, definitely do this:

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