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14 Dumbest Things You Can Do With Fireworks

Or: 14 things you need to do right now with all your fireworks.

1. Light them in the shower:

2. Fire them from your nether region:

3. Put them between your legs while standing on top of two cars:

4. Tie them to your friend:

5. Fire them at Captain America:

6. Try to catch them with your face:

7. Give them to your dog:

8. Light them in a kitchen:

9. Fire them in a crowd:

10. Light them in the bathtub:

11. Light them on a couch:

12. Put them in a pile of poop:

13. Drop them:

14. Light them underneath your chair:

But this? Definitely, definitely do this:

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