1. Light them in the shower:
2. Fire them from your nether region:
3. Put them between your legs while standing on top of two cars:
4. Tie them to your friend:
5. Fire them at Captain America:
8. Light them in a kitchen:
9. Fire them in a crowd:
10. Light them in the bathtub:
11. Light them on a couch:
13. Drop them:
14. Light them underneath your chair:
But this? Definitely, definitely do this:
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