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Did you know that this can actually happen?
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And this can happen. TWICE.
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And the basketball gods just hate you.
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Sometimes, phones do actually get dropped down drains.
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And they can fall in the toilet too.
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Of course, things can come up out of the toilet as well.
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That's not as bad as a spider on your straw though.
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You shouldn't even bother trying to kill spiders.
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This can actually happen as well.
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Obviously, you should never play golf.
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Imagine taking this exam. Imagine.
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Because what if these are the answers?
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Sometimes not even the road signs will help you.
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And sometimes, everything just goes wrong.
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Because all the eggs CAN break.
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And you can get locked in a shop.
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Because it's just possible the person you're subtweeting will actually find your twitter.
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Sometimes the apple actually is foam.
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And the hammer doesn't work.
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Maybe the ticket was upside down, and you just have to take the hit.
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And worst of all, it's possible, it's possible, that this is true.
