1. A cafe owner who makes you solve equations when all you want is WiFi.
2. This ice-cream vendor who just refuses to vend ice-cream.
Some things you shouldn't joke about.
3. This child is already moving to the dark side with this diabolical plan.
4. The person who invented Clocky, the alarm clock that RUNS AWAY FROM YOU.
5. Or this person who doesn't care about your emotional well-being at all.
6. This teacher doesn't give a damn any more, and he wants you to know it.
7. The unforgivably cruel person who did this.
8. And whoever wrote this on a very tall sign.
9. This dog knows exactly what it's doing. And doesn't care.
10. The person who decided to place this most evil of rugs anywhere.
11. The person who managed to find an even more evil rug.
12. Patton Oswalt made this tweet that will ruin your year.
When I think the name "Benedict Cumberbatch" it's always to the tune of "Another One Bites The Dust." And now so do you.
13. And someone else made this one that will ruin your decade.
Every time I read "back-room deal", I get the tune for "Uptown Girl" in my head. And now, so do you. My very pleasure.
14. A designer put an emergency stop button in the middle of an office with no machinery.
15. Pranksters that pulled this way too cunning prank.
16. And whoever does this to you, when all you wanted was some delicious coke.
17. The person who did this has a dark, dark soul.
18. Why would you do this to ants?
19. Emerson Moser made his entire life an elaborate prank.
20. Dad Obama made this ultimate of dad threats.
21. This is just so vindictive.
This is just evil...
22. The person who came up with this April Fool's joke just took it too far.
23. There's no need to victimise people this way.
24. Every time you see this, your trust in people will be diminished slightly more.
25. This person is terrible.
26. Someone did this. Someone did this to hurt you.
27. Why.
28. Some people only have hate in their hearts.
29. And malice in their brains.
30. And evil in their eyes.
31. But the person who made this is history's greatest monster. You will never be the same.
Preach it, Taylor.
