Buzz·Posted on 2 Dec 201537 Times Scottish Twitter Was The Funniest Place On The Internet In 2015Scottish Twitter might be the wildest place on the internet.by Luke BaileyBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Ciaran Crawford @westcrawf Wit does miley cyrus actually do at her concerts?She's no released a song in ages n a canny imagine she sings 'the climb' wearin a strap on 01:47 PM - 22 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Joe Barclay @JoeBarclay95 Cool if I park here? 09:57 PM - 26 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Kieran @Goudie15 Must be shite being a lassie wae nae tits man, like ye have tae put up wae periods, pregnancy etc and for wit? A chest lit a choppin board 05:25 PM - 17 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. karlee♠️ @altreblog Informing the group chat yer gon tae bed 03:17 PM - 27 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kieran @Goudie15 White cunts have got a fuckin cheek judgin Muslims for Isis, remember we're tae blame for goths 06:34 PM - 23 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. liam @liam_981 When yer maw tells you yer no gawn oot n yer just lit 10:25 PM - 11 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Mike Adams @_MikeAdams Pure love it when folk give their pets people names. Is there anything funnier than a dog called Ian 06:00 PM - 19 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sean Hughes @SeanHughes29 'Mate I can't come I finish work at 11, and need a change of clothes' bullshit just come 08:16 PM - 16 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Joe Moorhead @JoeMoorhead_98 You ever been singing a song then some bam joins in, the fuck mate didn't realise we were filming high school musical 4, simmer down 09:52 PM - 20 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. JP @_jackphilp_ It's no a real crocodile hen x 12:44 AM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jie @Magic_fing3rs maw n da have just got back fae holiday, divorced. turns oot ma da winched a bird in a club hahahahahaha 10:50 PM - 01 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. john mcallister @johnmcallisterr It's funny how all the trust goes out the window when the remote is lost 😂 - "are you sat on the remote?" No. "Stand up for a second then" 08:09 PM - 06 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Clare Ann @clarephillips_ Just looked on ma dads phone and the conversation he had with ma brother when I had someone over 😂 08:01 PM - 04 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Morgan @morganmurray__ Snapchat can gtf with pouring rainbows from people's tongues bring back bestfriends so we know who's shaggin n who's cheatin on their bf 04:00 PM - 16 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. craig @crgldr_ How stupid do a have tae be to set a password, forget it and then find out my password hint is this.. 03:22 PM - 28 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. R o s s @rossmcquilter4x It's weird as fuck how "xxx" went from being "a fancy fuck outta u" to "haha am being a sarcastic wee cunt lol" without anyone actual saying 09:52 PM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sean McLaughlin @seeanmclaughlin 8am on a Sunday morning and I've superglued ma hand to ma arse for £50. #supersundays 07:09 AM - 20 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. han. @McKenzieHannah see when I put the money in the till and a customers like 'wait I have the 25p' Can u not? cause now I have no clue what I'm doing love 07:11 PM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. stew @Stew1903 My day in 4 pictures 05:34 PM - 26 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. anne-marie. @x___annemarie Is there anythin sexier than guys playin football in pourin rain naw there isnae, bang wan in the tap corner then slide tackle intae ma bed 07:27 PM - 18 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Anthony. @anthonybelcherr No fucking chance😂 07:24 PM - 19 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. sal @sal28_ My maw gets so jel when I do anything fun like no my fault I'm oot snorting lines n shaggin nines and you have to stay home n bake a lasagne 06:25 PM - 22 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. rabnimmo @Robbie3Nimmo Asked ma dad for roasted cheese and av recieved borderline child abuse 09:02 PM - 31 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Josh. @frankthewank1 dug shagged ma leg today so tae confuse hings I just started shagging it back. aye that's right pakora toes, no funny when it happens tae u. 08:49 PM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Wee mo x @mrgynmcdwll sudocrem acc fixes everythin wee bita acne??? sudocrem! broke yer leg? put some sudocrem on it!!! yer boyfs cheatin on ye? sudocrem the cunt 08:42 PM - 30 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. 28. Hapax Legomenon @AwwwNawMate PLEASE SHARE: if this is marked on your house it means thieves are going to steal yer da for illegal "Da fighting" 09:56 PM - 13 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Dave @Davidsnedden1 Asked ma maw to buy pot noodles n she's bought these,ye could've saved yersel the 39p n just telt me ye didny love me 02:33 PM - 07 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Connor Moore @connormoore4 Kylie Jenner gets a £320k Ferrari for her 18th and a got a hibs calendar with 3 months missing cause my dad had nae skins for his hash #life 04:08 PM - 11 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Butt Sea @Butsay_ am so bad at ma job as a security guard that a fucking gang ae cows have now broke in tae this construction site 07:59 PM - 26 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Mike Adams @_MikeAdams Why do folk only give their babies weight when its born. Never see fb statuses sayin "thats ma Nathan 21 the day canny believe hes 15 stone" 02:09 PM - 06 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. AT @andy_thompson96 Didn't turn oot the way I wanted it too 07:28 PM - 06 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Wan Kerr @Andykerr_ So shite wen ur with 2 of ur mates n they start talking about a time wen u weren't there n ur just walking along like that's a nice house xx 08:43 PM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Paul Kane @PaulKane7 Fuck sake mum that's hardly a scarecrow, ad probably pump her 01:53 PM - 11 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. CHUNK @connorbrennan_ a mind when Will smith came on the stage at T wi calvin harris a didny wanty say nuhin to anycunt incase a wis trippin 12:14 PM - 21 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. RG @rg06sss_ Ladies and gentleman I give you @LewisSimpsonrfc 09:27 PM - 30 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite