Buzz·Posted on 25 Aug 201535 Reasons Scottish Twitter Is The Wildest Place On The InternetIt's realer than you can handle, and you need to explore it.by Luke BaileyBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. So many important issues are covered. Adam @adamfraser14 maw bought aldi shower gel that smells like fairy liquid so I've been cutting about all day smelling like a fucking plate 03:56 PM - 20 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Holding the media to account. JB @Just_Like_John "Skinny pill"? They're called eccies mate and of course they make you skinny, you canny eat if you can't find yer jaw 12:59 PM - 16 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Needing them to be honest. d @nelll0_ What do you mean fuckin "ruined", ungrateful 02:54 PM - 07 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Dealing with all the vital issues. Michael Sharp @sharpis Can live wi paying 5p for one but am sick of having to fuckin light the beacons of Gondor to summon someone anytime I want a bag in Asda 06:54 PM - 22 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. The struggles that everyone goes through. d @nelll0_ When yer maw phones ye for Sunday dinner but you're still eccied oot yer tits 09:05 PM - 04 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. And the struggles that everyone understands. rachael @milphitchell OH MY GOD SOMEONE STAB ME AND KILL ME I JUST SENT A SELFIE INSTEAD OF A CV IN AN APPLICATION FOR A JOB MY LIFE IS OVER 11:07 PM - 12 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Scottish Twitter is still woke though. sheeep @cannyswim Police brutality in america is fucking awful man polis in scotland probably flip coins for who's chapping the door and who's dain the talkin 12:04 AM - 23 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. About a variety of issues. kendra @r0manceisb0ring issue wi males that think it's acceptable to comment on how a girl looks when she's mwi am no oot tae be stunnin am oot tae cut mad shapes 01:29 PM - 03 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. And they're all about speaking out. TAYLOR @taylawhitelaw Why do boys beep at u when they drive past?? Gees a second while a run after ur fiat punto 04:53 PM - 18 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Scottish Twitter knows what people want. ems @EmilyGardeeen ye dinny want shite old potatoes ye want 02:24 PM - 15 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. And know real truths. Aimee @_aimeeconnolly Dead unfair how my tummy looks reasonably flat in the morn then after like 3 rice crispies a look like am 8 months gone with twins x 09:05 AM - 16 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Like that it's important to stick up for themselves. Ryan King @ryankingg Just seen a bird shoutin at her bairn to put his pants on then pointed at me sayin 'look the mans gonna steal ur willy'. Wtf no am no 01:56 PM - 19 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. But they can still give their friends a gentle ribbing. Jake @Jaaaaake_ When yer pal misinterprets a night on the sauce 02:55 PM - 10 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. They deserve it. RANGO @RyanBurns96 Rab McLaughlan wis shagging a burd n he went like that tae her " who's yer daddy" n the burd went "a dno he left ma maw" hahahahaha 06:11 PM - 03 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Even if it sometimes goes a touch wrong. gilly @ryangilmourrr last time a dish out the inspiring speeches hahahahaha 10:21 PM - 29 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Scottish people will always work together. Tam Müller @ThomasSinc95 A decent acquisition if I do say so myself 08:44 PM - 04 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. There's truth in this. Mike Adams @_MikeAdams I'd be so ragin if i was a sniffer dog. A dug with a job. All your pals down the park sniffing arseholes n you canny cos you're on backshift 06:47 PM - 26 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. And a tragic truth in this. zola @zeeeewilly Sad that u get best tan on ur belly n only person that properly sees that is the one ur shagging n all they want to see is ur fan no ur tan 10:47 AM - 05 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. There's an inevitability to this. Greg Johnston @Greg_FFC This would be up there wi yin ae the funniest hing I've ever seen yesterday😂 07:12 PM - 30 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. And strangeness in this. 2CHINZz @2chiinzzz ma grans pure hingin 07:16 PM - 01 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. They struggle a little with online dating however. rachael @milphitchell Swiped no on some1 on tinder cause they had a big mole on their heed n then so did the next cunt :S turns out I had chocolate on ma screen x 07:07 PM - 12 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. After all, it is tricky. 23. It's important to call people out when they're maybe not making much sense. Sardean @ketamean_ Hen lets be real thats hot chocolate in a bowl 12:28 AM - 30 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Seriously. Andy Easton @AndyEastonLol Ice cream and fucking wit? 05:29 PM - 23 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. But try not to get jealous of people on social media. Lewis @LewisLewismck FS man wish my maw wid take me tae space for my birthday 10:47 PM - 02 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Ask the real questions. Lee Taylor @LeeTaylorDFC Eh right nae bather, did Ur hamster put you in his will or sumin 08:32 PM - 02 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Highlight the real problems. Paul @PaulyD1967 Voting no and greeting at Tory government is like grassing yer da for shaggin the neighbour then greeting when he gets flung out aff yer maw 10:27 PM - 07 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Parents are always helpful. ellie @_ellieirving my mum doesn't seem to understand exams 09:30 PM - 30 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. And honest. reecetaylor. @reecetaylor_97 Told ma dad a got sacked😂😕 09:25 AM - 01 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Without them, people can struggle. GRADO @gradowrestling Ma maw has been away on holiday for a day and the dug is runnin aboot covered in curry sauce 09:14 AM - 15 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Scottish Twitter is where the most exciting things happen. Scott Johnston @ScottJohnston8 @Tinthepark hi im somewhere in green 7 someone has packed me into a tent bag for a joke and I can't get out I don't have much battery left 09:09 AM - 13 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Even if they may or may not have actually happened. 32. Or maybe it's just T in the Park. stephanie ford @_5256 also Kara drank what she thought was white wine out of a water gun, turns out it was piss #titp2015 09:38 AM - 12 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Scottish people will point out when someone just gets slightly confused. Robbie Chisholm @BigBadRabb There is just no hope left for him. 11:35 AM - 29 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. But when it gets serious, they'll defend each other. Week Warrior. @Haraam_ @Tesco selling something nearly two weeks out of date. #NotCool 07:14 PM - 23 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Week Warrior. @Haraam_ @Tesco am no a grass 07:31 PM - 23 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. For Scottish people are simply wonderful.