In 2012, Frank Ocean released Channel Orange, his debut studio album. It was quite good.
No, hang on, not "quite good", the other one. An absolute goddamn masterpiece, that's it.
It was named the best album of 2012 by (deep breath) The A.V. Club, Billboard, Chicago Sun-Times, Chicago Tribune, Consequence of Sound, Entertainment Weekly, The Guardian, Los Angeles Times, musicOMH, The Sydney Morning Herald, Now, Paste, PopMatters, Slant Magazine, Spin, The Washington Post, and Jon Pareles of The New York Times. (Wikipedia)
But that was a long time ago, and fans desperately want more.
Dear Frank Ocean, why I am still bumping Novacane in 2015..
Then, after three long years, Frank finally posted on his Tumblr that the album would be coming out in July 2015.
Briefly, there could be happiness.
But July is nearly over, there's no album, and people are, with good reason, getting pretty fucking stressed.
Im suing frank ocean for emotional distress
Waiting for new Frank Ocean like
People want to know where it is.
Frank Ocean, where art thou album?
He doesn't seem to be worried, BUT WE NEED THE ALBUM DAMMIT.
bet frank ocean didn't even record the album. bet he sleep right now with his unfrosted poptarts right tf now. unbothered. im mad
But we. Need. Answers.
frank ocean needs to stop being frank ocean & be pacific ocean bc I needs a pacific date that this album will drop on b.
And now, people are starting to worry about the character of the man.
FRANK OCEAN THE KINDA PERSON THAT SAY HE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND AIN'T EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE YET.
After all, he is letting everyone down. So massively. So comprehensively.
Frank ocean ain't never gonna drop the album He fake Fake Ocean
But nothing.
And it is upsetting.
There were rumours, so many rumours. IT'S COMING OUT ON THE 19TH!
According to the Internet, which is never 100% accurate, Frank Ocean's new album drops tomorrow
It didn't.
IT'S COMING OUT ON THE 21ST!
FRANK OCEAN'S ALBUM COMES OUT TOMORROW
It didn't.
IT'S COMING OUT ON THE 23RD!
Frank Ocean's new album 'Boys Don't Cry' will be released July 23rd RT to save a life 🙌🏼
It didn't.
Other fears are growing.
Plot twist: Frank Ocean was just a figment of our imagination...he doesn't exist
What if, what if, what if...
Watch Frank Ocean drop his album on Tidal. I will personally fly to New York to fight Jay Z
WHAT IF, WHAT IF, WHAT IF...
The days are ticking away, and there's still no album.
Frank, where's the alb...Okay. #FrankOcean - day 23 of 31.
Day 24: frank ocean has still not released his album. food is scarce. water is gone. the world is burning.
Day 25: No sign of Frank Ocean album coming out. Water is scarce. Food is limited.
Day 26 of 31, 1:08am: The color of life is draining away. Civilization is dying. Still no sign of Frank Ocean's album.
Day 27: Still no sign of Frank Ocean or his album, water and food supplies are running extremely low, send out an SOS
It's so late. It's taken so long. It's time. We need this. And yet...
Please...
