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Kanye West Stood On The Counter In A Nando's Right Before The Brit Awards

Like you do.

If you're ever going to go perform at an award ceremony, there's only one thing to do first.

KANYE IS IN NANDOS. Desperately looking for good puns. So far I've come up with "uh huh peri" which is NOTHING.

Forget warming up, or making sure everything is prepared for you.

Blady hell, Kanye can't even cheer up in Nandos

Take a page out of Kanye's book, go to Nando's, and look miserable.

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Get into people's blurry attempts at selfies.

Here is my lame attempt of a Kanye West Groupie picture in Nandos

Stand on the counter, because no-one is going to stop you.

Own the damn crowd.

SOOOO BASICALLY I JUST SAW KANYE GETTING A CHEEKY NANDOS

Then smile and get down off the counter.

And get some peri peri chicken. Priorities.