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"Not only are there Dementors, but it gets worse. There's no wifi in Azkaban," Hagrid explained as the trio shuddered in horror.
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Snape was teaching how to make Felix Felicis. "You have to work on these all night. Thats right, we're up all night to get lucky."
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The death eaters have been tracking down the order by following those who used the hashtag #Voldemort.
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"I'll buy ya an owl, bloody useful them" said Hagrid. "I'd rather an iPhone. They are quicker" said Harry. He named his white iPhone Hedwig.
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"This isn't the Hunger Games!" Harry cried after he stopped Krum from attacking Cedric in the maze.
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"50 points from Gryffindor and wifi privileges revoked from your common room for a month." No one would talk to Harry for weeks after this.
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During their third year, Snape kept posting pictures of moons on Lupin's Facebook wall. Only Hermione caught on to what it meant.
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Hermione used the selfie camera on her iPhone to look around the corner when she saw the basilisk. On a side note, their selfie was cute.
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When someone insulted Draco online, he commented "wait until my father hears about this" and then tagged Lucius at the end of the comment.
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"He's back. Voldemort's back," Harry said holding the Triwizard cup. "I know. He just updated his Facebook status," said Dumbledore.
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A lot of people were confused when Quirrell came back from sabbatical and his Facebook changed to "in a complicated relationship."
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Every Valentines Day, Snape still sends Lily an e-valentine, hoping they have Internet in the after life.
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When the professors wouldn't tell them what the Chambers of Secrets was, Harry, Ron, and Hermione just looked it up on Wikipedia.