1. Some things are fundamental for success in Year 7.
#TipsForYear7s remember you don't actually need to bring your language dictionaries, atlas and bible to every lesson
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you don't need a pencil case, because after a week of school you'll be left with a pen in your blazer pocket #tipsforyear7s
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#tipsforyear7s it's not socially acceptable for your mum or dad to stand at the gates to pick you up, simply walk to the car or get the bus
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#TipsForYear7s Try not to touch underneath a table in class. Guaranteed to touch something unwelcoming.
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#TipsForYear7s bring your lunch unless you wanna come down at late lunch to no food
6. Other tips might catch the unsuspecting Year 7 by surprise.
The adverts are all lies - girls don't go crazy for Lynx #tipsforyear7s
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#tipsforyear7s DO NOT APPROACH OR ASK DIRECTIONS FROM YEAR 10 OR 11 STUDENTS
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#tipsforyear7s be prepared to do pe in weather like this
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#tipsforyear7s your choice of carrier bag for your pe kit will define you as a person
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#TipsForYear7s always carry a friend with you to run the hand dryer whilst you have a wee because those girls WILL laugh if they hear you
11. Being cool in Year 7 is harder than it looks.
#TipsForYear7s don't be fooled in thinking everyone's your friend you'll leave year 11 and won't talk to 99% of them again
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#tipsforyear7s this is not acceptable
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#TipsForYear7s going to the same primary does not mean we're friends
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#TipsForYear7s Don't have this type of friendship
15. But your future self will appreciate the effort.
#tipsforyear7s don't post anything on Facebook until around year 9, you'll thank me later
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#tipsforyear7s for the love of god try with every fibre of your being to AVOID a scene/emo phase. or just get it over and done with quickly
17. Some things are just vital hacks.
#tipsforyear7s learn your parents signature like your life depends on it. because it does.
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#tipsforyear7s STOP RUNNING EVERYWHERE. YOUR CLASS ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
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#TipsForYear7s A supply teacher = freedom. You now have a new identity. Your name is not Olu, it is now Adam. Take advantage
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#TipsForYear7s make a sensible email address now
21. And some will simply save you time.
#tipsforyear7s George kills Lennie
22. Even if they are a bit dark.
#TipsForYear7s No one is your friend. This is the hunger games. Quickly identify the weakest and come into school wearing his skin.
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#tipsforyear7s grow. Just grow.
24. Sarcastic tips don't really help.
#tipsforyear7s it is absolutely vital you keep your goggles on when handling tap water in the science lab.
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#tipsforyear7s you'll need a bag that's at least the same size as you
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#TipsForYear7s don't dye your hair or wear bracelets or wear a coat that isn't uniform because it ruins yours and everyone else's education
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#tipsforyear7s Bunsen Burners are for burning everything in sight except what you are supposed to be burning
28. They won't actually mean you'll get on well with people.
#tipsforyear7s press the dj button on the keyboard every 5 seconds I promise ur music teacher will love you
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#TipsForYear7s if you haven't made friends yet stand in the meeting friends area which is always in the middle of the corridor
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#TipsForYear7s Remind your teacher about homework. Trust me the whole class will love you and you'll be so popular :D
31. But there's one thing EVERYONE can agree on.
#tipsforyear7s if you know there will be a bleep test, SKIP THE LESSON, DEAR GOD SKIP THE LESSON THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A BLEEP TEST
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#TipsForYear7s if you hear the words "bleep test" then you have 0.2 seconds to fake an injury
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If you hear the words "bleep test", find the nearest sledgehammer immediately and use it to break both your legs. #tipsforyear7s
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#tipsforyear7s if you hear the words "bleep test" fall into a coma and do it fast