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34 Important Tips That Everyone Needs To Get Through Year 7

Some of these may be sarcastic. Follow at own risk.

1. Some things are fundamental for success in Year 7.

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6. Other tips might catch the unsuspecting Year 7 by surprise.

The adverts are all lies - girls don't go crazy for Lynx #tipsforyear7s

— andywilletts (@Andy Willetts)
7.

#tipsforyear7s DO NOT APPROACH OR ASK DIRECTIONS FROM YEAR 10 OR 11 STUDENTS

— talentzouis (@charis)
8.

#tipsforyear7s be prepared to do pe in weather like this

— PRIVATESCH00L (@Private School)
9.

#tipsforyear7s your choice of carrier bag for your pe kit will define you as a person

— EffyRosex (@*Effy)
10.

#TipsForYear7s always carry a friend with you to run the hand dryer whilst you have a wee because those girls WILL laugh if they hear you

— ellenrosemariex (@ELLE DU JOUR)

11. Being cool in Year 7 is harder than it looks.

#TipsForYear7s don't be fooled in thinking everyone's your friend you'll leave year 11 and won't talk to 99% of them again

— JamieLeeAndre18 (@Jamie Lee Andre)
12.

#tipsforyear7s this is not acceptable

— ChlooWolf (@Chloe)
13.

#TipsForYear7s going to the same primary does not mean we're friends

— rachxthompson (@Rach)
14.

#TipsForYear7s Don't have this type of friendship

— _JoshNewman (@Josh Newman)

15. But your future self will appreciate the effort.

#tipsforyear7s don't post anything on Facebook until around year 9, you'll thank me later

— imogenevans_ (@imo)
16.

#tipsforyear7s for the love of god try with every fibre of your being to AVOID a scene/emo phase. or just get it over and done with quickly

— j4k3bugg (@lucy)

17. Some things are just vital hacks.

#tipsforyear7s learn your parents signature like your life depends on it. because it does.

— urghnjh (@moy)
18.

#tipsforyear7s STOP RUNNING EVERYWHERE. YOUR CLASS ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE.

— caseyleneve (@Casey Leneve)
19.

#TipsForYear7s A supply teacher = freedom. You now have a new identity. Your name is not Olu, it is now Adam. Take advantage

— foreversimma (@hench midget)
20.

#TipsForYear7s make a sensible email address now

— takingyourwhale (@Tyrion Lannister)

21. And some will simply save you time.

#tipsforyear7s George kills Lennie

— JordaanBroown (@Jordan ✌️)

22. Even if they are a bit dark.

#TipsForYear7s No one is your friend. This is the hunger games. Quickly identify the weakest and come into school wearing his skin.

— rhysjamesy (@Rhys James)
23.

#tipsforyear7s grow. Just grow.

— MyCliffordPony (@cliffaconda lyf)

24. Sarcastic tips don’t really help.

#tipsforyear7s it is absolutely vital you keep your goggles on when handling tap water in the science lab.

— _pxrnstar (@The Fresh Princess)
25.

#tipsforyear7s you'll need a bag that's at least the same size as you

— JaminLennard (@Jamin)
26.

#TipsForYear7s don't dye your hair or wear bracelets or wear a coat that isn't uniform because it ruins yours and everyone else's education

— ryan_lynch100 (@Ry✌)
27.

#tipsforyear7s Bunsen Burners are for burning everything in sight except what you are supposed to be burning

— CharVirgo_ (@Charlie virgo)

28. They won’t actually mean you’ll get on well with people.

#tipsforyear7s press the dj button on the keyboard every 5 seconds I promise ur music teacher will love you

— sleepyzalum (@niazkillem)
29.

#TipsForYear7s if you haven't made friends yet stand in the meeting friends area which is always in the middle of the corridor

— louisandmatty (@jodie // 28)
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#TipsForYear7s Remind your teacher about homework. Trust me the whole class will love you and you'll be so popular :D

— Jacobmurray1012 (@Jacob Murray)

31. But there’s one thing EVERYONE can agree on.

#tipsforyear7s if you know there will be a bleep test, SKIP THE LESSON, DEAR GOD SKIP THE LESSON THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A BLEEP TEST

— trytxnight (@♡ chelsea ♡)
32.

#TipsForYear7s if you hear the words "bleep test" then you have 0.2 seconds to fake an injury

— jackbenedwards (@Jack Edwards)
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If you hear the words "bleep test", find the nearest sledgehammer immediately and use it to break both your legs. #tipsforyear7s

— JamieBellinger (@Jamie Bellinger)
34.

#tipsforyear7s if you hear the words "bleep test" fall into a coma and do it fast

— malikrealm (@m&m)

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