1. The morning text:
2. The non-committal text.
3. The overly optimistic text.
4. The taking advantage text.
5. The everyday lie text:
6. The first to the pub text:
7. The leaving the pub text:
8. The night bus text:
9. The once a year text:
10. The not very subtle text.
11. The day after text:
12. The impossible dream text.
13. The geographical limitations text:
14. The very late-night text:
15. The all too real text.
16. The very long week text:
17. The actually extra-polite text.
