9 Devious Ways To Drink Wine Literally Anywhere

Sure, you've drunk wine from a box, but have you drunk wine from a bra? Wait, don't answer that.

If you want to be discreet,
You can drink it from your seat.

9. Papa Berts Sippin Seat

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This comfy seat cushion just so happens to store 750 ml of liquid (i.e. one bottle of wine).

When you want to drink outside,
Take your wine out for a ride.

8. Bicycle Wine Rack

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Warning: do not attempt this with champagne on a bumpy trail.

For some wine on the green,
Here's how you won't be seen.

7. Kooler Club & Drink Caddy

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Oh, I see what you did there. Holds 1.9 bottles of wine.

If you're feeling extra sly,
You can store it on your thigh.

6. Sneaky Shorts Flexible Flask

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You know my hips don't lie... This canny device can hold 1 bottle of wine.

Binoculars might help your sight,
But "Barnoculars" come with a bite.

5. Barnoculars

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Talk about wine goggles, this Barnoculars Binocular Flask can hold 0.6 bottles of wine.

Take a bottle on the go,
Hidden where no one will know.

4. The Weekender Wine Bag

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Swiss designer Claudia Eicke's Weekender handbag has a special compartment that perfectly fits a bottle of wine. Sneaky, sneaky!

But if you want to go all out,
This handbag comes with a spout.

3. Vernissage Wine Purse

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Or, instead of carrying your wine in your purse, why don't you carry your wine as your purse? Comes in red, white, and rosé.

If wine's your number one provision,
This might be the best decision.

2. The Beerbelly

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Sexy can I? This bad boy holds over 80 oz.

But if you want an ample bust,
This brassiere is a must.

1. The WineRack

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"Nice rack."

"Thanks, it's a highly allocated vintage merlot."

Fits sizes 32A-38C.

And for the classiest affair,
Don't forget your fine glassware.

Solo Cup Wine Glasses

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