1. Convenience Stores
It is nearly impossible to get toiletries, snacks, and ibuprofen at the same place in Europe.
2. Diet Soda
Though you can easily find a lukewarm Coca Light in most food establishments, any other diet drinks are basically unheard of overseas.
Why is a glass of room-temperature water OK over there?
4. Iced Coffee
Naturally, life sans ice means life sans iced coffee. Leisurely sipping on a cold coffee drink isn’t really a thing in Europe. It’s all about the espresso shots.
5. Online Streaming
The lack of a Netflix/Hulu-type situation in many European countries is unreal. How are you supposed to keep up with your shows?!
6. Driving a Car
As practical and useful as public transportation is, sometimes you just want to roll your windows down and jam out on your way to work in the morning, in the privacy of your own vehicle.
Sure, they’ve got gelato, and they are all about Magnum ice cream bars over there, but every once in a while, you craving some low-fat frozen yogurt.
8. Electrical Outlets
Oh, the luxury of blow-drying your hair without an adaptor, converter, and fear of blowing a fuse.
9. Outlet Shopping
Little European boutiques are great, but so are sales and a wide variety of sizes.
10. 24-Hour Drive-Thru
What do Europeans do if they get hungry after 9 p.m.?
11. Wi-Fi and/or 3G
Using 3G overseas is crazy expensive, and Wi-Fi can be scarce.
12. Free Bathrooms
Public bathrooms in Europe are sporadic at best, not to mention rarely free of charge.
13. Peanut Butter
Europe, we thank you for the wonder that is Nutella, but what about a little PB and J action every once in a while?
14. Solo Cups
You might think you know how much you appreciate Solo cups now, but wait until you spend a few months overseas. Solo cups are a novelty in Europe.
15. Personal Space
When a French man tries to kiss you upon introduction, you’re like…
16. Law & Order: SVU Marathons
Admit it, the opening narration is like music to your ears. “In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous…”
17. No Smoking Zones
Especially when indoors, it’s nice to dine without a cloud of cigarette smoke above your head.
18. The Abundance of Sushi
And of all Asian food, for that matter.
From body paint and tailgating to cheerleaders and halftime shows, Europeans miss out on American football and its culture.
20. American Candy Brands
We thank Europe for Lindt, Kinder Bueno, and a wide array of truffles, but what about some Reese’s Pieces?
21. State-to-State Cell Phone Coverage
Even if you buy a European cell phone, it probably won’t work from country to country.
22. Swim Trunks
You thought the Speedo was funny at first, but it’s just not your style.
23. Free Refills
Especially on water, free refills are common in American food establishments but rarely found in European restaurants.
24. American Holidays
The 4th of July and Thanksgiving, for example.
The majority of Europeans seem to prefer mayonnaise, even on French fries.
26. Household Appliances
Such as dishwashers and dryers.
27. Separate Checks at Restaurants
Waiters there expect you to divide it up yourselves.
From crepes to frixuelos to palacinky, pancakes just aren’t the same abroad.
30. Drinking Fountains
They’re probably unsanitary anyway, but walking everywhere sure can make you thirsty, and water fountains are rare in Europe, even in museums and monuments.
31. Food Delivery
They never order pizza in Europe! At least you don’t have to tip the delivery guy.
32. Screened Windows
In Europe, when you open your window to let in a nice breeze, you accept that you are letting in whatever else might be out there, bugs and birds included.
33. Store Hours
Stores close early, and most don’t open at all on Sundays.
Just another example of the deviations of breakfast foods.
35. The USD
It all comes back to the dollar, dollar bill, y’all. The USD/EUR exchange rate is not in our favor. And all that loose change gets heavy! There are eight different euro coins currently in circulation, as opposed to the four we use in the United States (five, if you include the half-dollar).
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