1. There’s nothing you hate more than being alone at a party.
5. You recognize true class.
8. Except for the fact that you haven’t had sex, you’re like totally not even a virgin.
You’re like the least virginy virgin ever.
18. But they’d definitely say you’re a supportive friend.
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