3. You wouldn’t know what to wear outside anyway, since the climate drastically changes EVERY DAY.
8. If you don’t apply SPF now, you will be applying aloe vera later.
10. The humidity does nothing for your hair.
11. It’s just going to frizz the second you step outside, so why bother styling it in the first place?
12. Yet you can’t concentrate on anything because all you want to do is be outside!
14. Summer wedding invitations are rolling in, which reminds you that you still don’t have a date.
15. Not that you need to be reminded, with mating season all around you.
16. Unfortunately spring break isn’t really forever.
18. You still haven’t quite adjusted to the time change.
It can take a while to “spring forward.”