1. Sometimes your friends don’t get your questions.
2. But they make complete sense to you.
3. And they’re totally logical, if you think about it.
4. People don’t always appreciate your really good ideas.
5. Or your totally legitimate excuses.
6. You might not be the best speller.
7. And sports aren’t necessarily your thing either.
8. But you’re, like, really pretty.
9. Maybe even the prettiest in your friend group.
Also maybe the sluttiest…
10. Sometimes you have spacey moments.
11. And say spacey things.
12. But you have many hidden talents!
13. Some are useful…
14. Others aren’t.
15. But you admit when you’re wrong.
16. You’re enthusiastic in all that you do.
17. And most of all, you’re a loyal friend.
In The News Today
- Prosecutors will seek the death penalty for Dylann Roof, accused of killing nine people in a Charleston church in June. ›
- Kentucky clerk Kim Davis has been taken into federal custody until she orders her staff to issue marriage licenses. ›
- Donald Trump has pledged to support the eventual Republican presidential nominee in 2016 and not mount a 3rd-party run. ›