1. Sometimes your friends don’t get your questions.
2. But they make complete sense to you.
3. And they’re totally logical, if you think about it.
4. People don’t always appreciate your really good ideas.
5. Or your totally legitimate excuses.
6. You might not be the best speller.
7. And sports aren’t necessarily your thing either.
8. But you’re, like, really pretty.
9. Maybe even the prettiest in your friend group.
Also maybe the sluttiest…