Nashville's Dangerous, Y'all!

Here are 20 of Nashville's wanted fugitives. So, have you guys seen any of these idiots?

• 1. Gloria Aguilar

  

  Charges: Violation of Probation - Drug Sell
  Shame on you, Gloria.

• 2. Vicente Ramirez Cruz

  

  Charges: Murder
  Wait! You didn't say cheese!

• 3. Richard Cullum

  

  Charges: Sex Offender Registry Violation
  His eyes are so glossy that they're pretty much glowing.

• 4. Michael Bruett

  

  Charges: Burglary
  Somebody's having a good day!

• 5. Clinton Garrison

  

  Charges: Sex Offender Registry Violation
  Really, Clinton?

• 6. Danel Freshour

  

  Charges: Violation of Probation - Theft
  This is my best angle.

• 7. Jose G. Perez

  

  Charges: Indictment - Drugs
  You mean my curly mullet/creepy mustache combo won't get me out of this?

• 8. Jeffery Thomas Johnson

  

  Charges: dangerous drugs.
  As opposed to non-dangerous drugs?

• 9. Mario Martinez

  

  Charges: Aggravated Assault, Theft
  Where is he looking exactly?

• 10. Michael Lentz

  

  Charges: Sexual Battery
  If you keep making that face, it'll get stuck that way.

• 11. Anthony McCain

  

  Charges: Manslaughter

• 12. Pablo P. Vega

  

  Charges: Rape of a Child

• 13. Leon Thomas

  

  Charges: Aggravated Assault

• 14. Luis C. Vindas

  

  Charges: Failure to Appear (Criminal Impersonation, Evading Arrest By Motor Vehicle, Disorderly Conduct, No Driver's License)

• 15. Bayron Padilla

  

  Charges: Rape of a Child

• 16. Luciano Ramirez-Manuel

  

  Charges: Sexual battery & rape.
  He looks like a jerk.

• 17. Rebecca Atsas

  

  Charges: Vehicular Assault, Aggravated Assault, Reckless Endangerment.

• 18. Steven Allen Roberts

  

  Charges: VIOLATION OF PROBATION, original charge-auto burglary x3

• 19. Rosalio Galindo

  

  Charges: Failure To Appear

• 20. Carlos Camarena

  

  Charges: Vehicular Theft, Vandalism, Theft
  ...and being really creepy.

• 21. If you know any of these people, call [phone]. If you are one of these people, please stop by the police station. You won the lottery! All the cops want to do is escort you home with the money.