What Happens When Shrek Mates With a Bat

“Thus far, all they know about it is that its a fruit bat and it plays a large role in the ecosystem. Much like other fruit bats, it disperses seeds from the fruit in its diet. Have you ever seen anything quite like this guy? We haven’t! Look at that nose! It looks like he has two trumpets sticking off his face.”

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New Study Reports 1 in 3 of Us Has Had a Sex-Related Injury

We’re going to be looking at anybody walking down the street with a limp and a hickey with new respect. A new survey reveals around one-third of the population has experienced a sex-related injury — but nobody’s seeking treatment.

luckystars311 3 years ago respond

Translating Ke$ha

I have to say, I totally agree with GloZell about Mick Jagger.

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Stunning Photographs of Animals Inside the Womb

These amazing embryonic animal photographs of dolphins, sharks, dogs, penguins, cats and elephants are from a new National Geographic Documentary called “Extraordinary Animals in the Womb”. The show’s producer, Peter Chinn, used a combination of three-dimensional ultrasound scans, computer graphics and tiny cameras to capture the process from conception to birth. They are the most detailed embryonic animal pictures ever seen.

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Badass of the Week

What’s worse than having your ass chomped in half by two rows of serrated, dagger-sized shark teeth, you might ask? How about getting a singing molest-o-gram from a half-dozen gigantor rubbery tentacles that bludgeon your brain apart while simultaneously tearing your ship into jetsam, leaving you either dead, retarded, or stranded in the middle of the ocean with no hope of salvation?

luckystars311 3 years ago respond

The Creatures of Mariana Trench

I love the Dumbo Octopus! But the creeper in the picture looks like it’s from a corny Syfy movie.

luckystars311 3 years ago 16 responses