1. Way back in 2001, Aaron Carter boasted that he beat Shaq at basketball. A dubious claim, at best.
3. AC makes a valiant effort, but he can’t score a single point against Shaq.
4. Incidentally, Aaron only NEEDS one point to win. That’s the deal.
6. At least you still have your dignity. Oh, no, wait, there it goes.
8. Here’s the full video:
The sketch is from TruTV’s Upload With Shaquille O’Neal, which should do the smart thing and recruit Aaron Carter full-time.