The opposite of "basic" is "acidic" — so if you're not "basic" you might just be "acidic" if you agree with these things.
1.
You don't like Pumpkin Spice Lattes (unless it's a costume on a dog).
2.
Scented candles give you migraines.
3.
While you may enjoy astrology, you don't take it seriously.
4.
You don't own any Uggs.
5.
The only motivational posters you like are those that mock real ones with Ron Swanson quotes.
6.
Boozy brunch is OK, but you prefer "so drunk you forget how to eat dinner."
7.
You don't own the Sex and the City DVDs, but you do own all The Lord of The Rings.
9.
You don't think juice cleanses are the best way to lose weight and you know why.
10.
You don't have THAT many friends, but the ones you do have are like family.
11.
You're not into designer labels.
12.
You DEFINITELY don't read GOOP.
13.
You may have a tattoo, but it's nowhere near your lower back.
14.
When you do get a manicure, you ALWAYS mess it up.
15.
You only say "literally" when something is literal.
16.
Your halloween costumes aren't "sexy."
17.
You're not planning on wearing a wedding dress modeled after Kate Middleton when (and if) you get married.
18.
And this is your reaction when someone farts.
