*slow clap*

Frank Miller is a misogynist homophobe—as even the most cursory readings of his stuff will show; to my knowledge he himself has never been in the military, and instead chooses to write stories about dark violence passed off as “heroism.” I give his read on OWS zero credibility. Doesn't he have a “graphic novel” about rape, sodomy, pointless violence, and ancient Greeks to “write”?

Ben Gibbard is too old for that fucking haircut. He's also too old to write 90% of the lyrics he's written in the last 8 years.

It doesn't matter how beautiful she is: someone somewhere is tired of her shit.

Sort of want?

Which 1990's Madonna song does this one sound like?

Hm. There's no “FUCK YES MOAR” button. Weird.

Vanity fail.

Oh, so the SXSW hipsters are making exploitation movies now? Fun.

I spy Jenna Elfman twice. Is that part of the future? Because I haven't seen her this decade, like, at all.