2. Growing up, there was only one type of oil in your cabinets:
And it was pretty much used on/with everything.
3. Any time you had friends over, your parents would set out a five-course meal for them.
4. Engagement? Funeral? New baby? New dog? Everything’s an excuse to eat.
9. At least one person in your family owns a butcher shop…
10. Or a bakery…
12. The espresso you grew up drinking is more like crystal meth than actual coffee.
13. Nothing store-bought can compete with your family’s homemade desserts: struffoli, canoli, zeppole, rainbow cookies.
LOL, trying going low-carb.
15. Your Sweet 16 probably had a Venetian hour.
And your first Communion probably did too.
17. Your mom calls you every single day to ask if you’ve eaten/what you’ve eaten/if you’ve been eating enough. Even if you’re 40.
18. Wine was your first alcoholic beverage. (You were probably 5.)
19. And regardless of your tolerance, two sips of your uncle’s homemade wine and you’re blacked out for the night.
20. On Christmas Eve, you’re more excited about the Feast of the Seven Fishes than opening presents.
22. You may not know a single word of Italian, but you somehow find it necessary to pronounce “mozzarella,” “manicotti,” and “prosciutto” as though you were born in the Tuscan countryside.
23. Italian wedding favors always have those tooth-destroying almond candies attached to them.
24. You didn’t realize other kinds of broccoli existed besides broccoli rabe until you were a teenager.
25. Fresh basil, tomatoes, or parsley usually came from one of your relatives’ gardens.
And was a major source of pride for them.
27. And you can’t wait to pass the traditions on to a family of your own.
(Though you know that despite your most valiant attempts, your best dish will never be anywhere near as good as your nonna’s.)
- Parents of the suspected Washington mall gunman who killed five people said he "had mental issues."