About 200 more people need to start dying in a minute. Let's get the population under control people.

They left out “Some list like this makes a spelling error.” *Sheer* magnitude, not “shear magnitude.” Unless they're talking about giant scissors or something.

I blame Oprah for half of that.

huh……

Oh, I feel so bad about my lifestyle and the fact that I was born into a relatively free and prosperous country. Wait… no I don't.

Jesus, what a downer.