Guys, you're getting it all wrong.
You name your daughter "Mayonnaise" but you call her "May".
May isn't usually short for anything, so no one will ask what her full name is, and she will have the constant knowledge that she was named after a condiment.
I'm gonna be a great mom.…Â
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