Heels For Babies

A new line of novelty baby shoes cleverly named Heelarious has created a high-heeled shoe for infants.

The collapsible shoes are intended for baby girls who have not yet learned to walk, but still want to wear 'fabulous' footwear. Eww. I much prefer the trend of making adorable baby stuff into adult sizes; someone is obviously missing the point about the whole thing that makes babies cute (hint: it's that they are tiny and innocent and don't dress slutty).