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Medics Workout
To keep fit I like to fill out at least 50 phleb forms daily, bench press two oxygen tanks (3 sets of 10) and piggy back my patients to CT scanner. I choose to sprint up the stairs to the ninth floor, not because the lift has an 'out of order' sign on it, but because I'm doing 'legs' today. If I can make it through this workout without vomitting up blood, I will reward myself with a Fresubin shake and a B12 injection into one of my massive glutes. I am a fit medic.
