3. The custom cake you ordered for your sweetie could come back like this:
6. Or this could be your significant other’s idea of a romantic meal:
13. You could open a box of chocolates only to find your S.O. decided to make sure they weren’t poisoned.
14. All of this equals complete misery.
15. Someone could try to cheer you up about being single with this atrocity.
16. You could be reminded of your S.O.’s imminent death.
17. Someone could think this was a great V-Day gift.
18. Your secret admirer could turn out to be someone else’s.
20. You could be dating this Shakespeare.
*Actually, call me. I love this.