3. The custom cake you ordered for your sweetie could come back like this:
6. Or this could be your significant other’s idea of a romantic meal:
13. You could open a box of chocolates only to find your S.O. decided to make sure they weren’t poisoned.
15. Someone could try to cheer you up about being single with this atrocity.
18. Your secret admirer could turn out to be someone else’s.
20. You could be dating this Shakespeare.
*Actually, call me. I love this.
23. You could be the fine bitch who is the recipient of this gift.
24. You could spend a gagillion hours on hold with 1-800-Flowers…
26. You could eat at the fine dining establishment this sick individual works at.
27. You could be this cat standing in as a poor replacement for true love.
30. Your manfriend could take the suggestion of sexy underwear to a strange place. (Do they come off before sex?)
Deputy Editorial Director, Cat Wrangler
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