This 2005 Lindsay Lohan Photoshoot Is A Mystery

What on earth is going on here???

The year is 2005. It was the height of Lindsay’s career. Mean Girls and her first album, Speak, had come out the year before. In ‘05, Herbie: Fully Loaded and her sophomore album, A Little More Personal (Raw), came out. There was a lot going on in the starlet’s life…

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2. Here she is dressed in a most practical outfit. It is perhaps in part inspired by David Bowie in Labyrinth.

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3. Perhaps she is a prisoner…?

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5. Or a sassy traffic cop.

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6. Actually, LiLo doesn’t know what she is. She is quite possibly having an existential crisis.

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7. It’s driving her crazy!

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8. But then. A moment of calm. Linsday has a stick. The world stands still.

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9. She has now realized she can use said stick to fend off her enemies.

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10. Actually…what is this stick? A cane? A walking staff? A curtain rod? She pleads, begging someone to tell her.

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11. It’s a curtain rod. Lindsay is shocked.

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12. Except she is now confused to why she is holding it. This is a vicious cycle.

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13. She feels like no one understands her. Or her stick.

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14. I am woman, hear me roar???

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15. Or something else?

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