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19 Things All People Who Work In An Office Will Never Confess

It was Cheryl's fault.

1. Being the one responsible for clogging up the toilet.

2. Keeping a bottle of booze in your desk.

3. Being the author of passive-aggressive notes.

4. Drinking the last of the coffee without making more.

5. Stalking your co-workers on Facebook...

6. Admitting IMing the wrong co-worker...whom you were clearly gossiping about.

7. Being the office food thief. KNOWINGLY. REPEATEDLY.

8. Having a deep dislike for your co-workers.

9. Having a work crush, even if you have a significant other.

10. Being the person who accidentally printed 200 pages of nothing.

11. Admitting the real reason you were late to the office.

12. The time you wasted an entire afternoon doing absolutely nothing. On purpose.

13. Being the one who secretly adjusts the thermostat.

14. Shifting blame onto the least popular person in the office. And not feeling one bit guilty about it.

15. Doing something on a conference call other than focusing on your conference call.

16. Admitting just HOW drunk you were at the office party.

17. Expensing a couple extras here and there.

18. Being the "person" who is the subject of an office-wide email.

19. Pretending like you're listening to music when in fact you are eavesdropping on your co-workers.