These are the real titles of the stock photos, because you can't make this shit up.
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"Caucasian bald mid adult identical twin men standing back to back yelling into ethernet cable"
3.
"Man's face in pasta, closeup"
4.
"Man with a cow's tongue in his mouth"
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"Funny man eating his cereals in the bath"
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"Senior woman with dog's head and long hair"
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"Dancing GMO chicken seated in a oven"
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"Senior woman dropping laptop from balcony"
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"Chopping fingers on cutting board"
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"Portrait of sexy blonde woman in lingerie drinking tea with pet owl beside"
14.
"A caucasian grandma wearing glasses and a blue mu mu smiles while she holds up her bingo chart to show five x's in a row"
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"Man in bunny mask dancing in night club"
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"View of a man in gorilla costume holding a cooking pan"
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"Strange man sticking out tongue"
