The 20 Scariest Things That Can Happen When You Work In An Office

    Living life in constant terror! (Sorta.)

    1. Accidentally exposing something *personal* on your computer screen during a presentation.

    2. Spilling something on yourself when you have a meeting later.

    3. Missing something super obvious that makes you look careless and stupid.

    4. Making a joke that crosses the line.

    5. Getting drunk at an office party and spilling something a little too personal.

    6. Getting a company-wide memo about something unproductive happening in the office...and knowing you're responsible for it.

    7. Receiving an ominous IM from your boss.

    8. Bringing something like tuna or egg salad for lunch and feeling very self-conscious while eating it.

    9. Being the unfortunate victim of an ongoing office prank.

    10. Taking a "sick" day only to be busted by a coworker.

    11. Getting caught using the company copy machine/printer/scanner for personal use.

    12. Accidentally eating something reserved for your boss.

    13. Getting caught doing something that's obviously not allowed.

    14. Using a sick day for fun but really needing it later.

    15. Not knowing a co-worker's name and being in a situation where you have to acknowledge this.

    16. Having your boss find out that you're applying for new jobs.

    17. Being the last one in the office at night.

    18. Thinking you can go MIA for a few hours only to come back to an irate boss who knows you were slacking.

    19. Accidentally sending a personal email company-wide.

    20. Someone hearing you poop.