24 Rather Unfortunate Ikea Product Names

I’m sure DOMBÅS is Swedish for “really nice guy.”

1. Blasphemy.

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2. A shower curtain…of all things.

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3. Finally, they say how everyone feels when trying to assemble an Ikea wardrobe.

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4. Mean Girls goes to Ikea.

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5. What happens when someone urinates on your stuff and you can’t get the smell out.

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6. C’mon.

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7. 2 Legitim to Cut.

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8. I’d never once thought of my cookware as sexy, but now I’m having very weird thoughts.

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9. Well, this is what wine does to me.

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10. One letter away from “God moron.”

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11. This was a real thing.

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12. Funny if you are 12.

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13. Da Farty G Show.

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14. You’re a real asshole, you know that, blue microwave lid?

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15. And you, desk, are a real meanie, too.

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16. But you, lamp, on the other hand….I feel very good about you.

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17. This would be highly offensive if you lived on the Battlestar Galactica.

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18. Kokosnot: A very bizarre bodily fluid?

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19. Another word for your ex-boyfriend.

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20. Guess we’re back in the ’90s now. NOT!

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21. Bum hangers. Heheheheheh.

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22. ….but from what?

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23. Maybe it’s because this is a product for children. And children are usually the source of all blame.

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24. If you’re going to do this, you might as well just name this quilt BADASS. That’d be cool, actually.

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