The 12 Best Times Comedians Dealt With Hecklers

    LOL vs. WTF.

    1. Amy Schumer vs. "The Fattest Motherfucker in the Room"

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    AS: "Guys, these are jokes. I don't fuck kids. Seriously."

    Heckler: "Yes you do, you fuck everyone."

    AS: "Let's meet you!"

    2. Bryson Turner vs. Lady Who Doesn't See It Coming

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    BT: "The first time I ever had sex..."

    Heckler: "Yesterday?"

    3. Louis C.K. vs. "Share Hair Guy"

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    "Guys, really, I'm so close to finishing the show and when you talk I can hear it in my ear and it fucks up my timing and makes my job hard."

    4. Adam Newman vs. Heckler's Dirty Coat

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    Wait for it...

    5. Hannibal Buress vs. Social Terrorist

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    "When I'm drunk, I like to ruin one or two people's lives. A cab driver. A bartender. A woman that I'm seeing. I don't go in a big venue and ::indiscriminate drunk noises:"

    6. Martin Lawrence vs. Guy Whose Mom Has Seen Martin's Penis

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    "Ask your mother if I'm circumcised."

    7. Mitch Hedberg vs. "Fuckin' Doper"

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    "Arrest that dude!!!"

    8. Russell Brand vs. Not Funny Person

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    "I know what it's like. 'Cause you've had some alcohol and you've got that voice in your mind that's telling you you can do anything. You can't! The voice is lying!"

    9. Joan Rivers vs. Offended Guy Who Doesn't Get It

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    "Let me what comedy is about...comedy is to make everybody laugh at everything and deal with things. You idiot!"

    10. Rob O'Reilly vs. Cell Phone Guy

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    RO: **answers heckler's phone**

    RO: "Hey, what's up...this is Tyrone."

    11. Louis C.K. vs. Sexy Boots Girl

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    Heckler: "I think your boots are really sexy."

    CK: "Thank you. Maybe tell me that later. Instead of during a performance. You're not welcome to speak."

    12. Amy Schumer vs. Woman Who Likes Amy's Boots

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    Heckler: **raises hand**

    AS: "This isn't a class...do you know that?"