Buzz·Posted on Jul 9, 2015The 12 Best Times Comedians Dealt With HecklersLOL vs. WTF.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Amy Schumer vs. "The Fattest Motherfucker in the Room" View this video on YouTube youtube.com AS: "Guys, these are jokes. I don't fuck kids. Seriously."Heckler: "Yes you do, you fuck everyone."AS: "Let's meet you!" 2. Bryson Turner vs. Lady Who Doesn't See It Coming View this video on YouTube youtube.com BT: "The first time I ever had sex..."Heckler: "Yesterday?" 3. Louis C.K. vs. "Share Hair Guy" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "Guys, really, I'm so close to finishing the show and when you talk I can hear it in my ear and it fucks up my timing and makes my job hard." 4. Adam Newman vs. Heckler's Dirty Coat View this video on YouTube youtube.com Wait for it... 5. Hannibal Buress vs. Social Terrorist View this video on YouTube youtube.com "When I'm drunk, I like to ruin one or two people's lives. A cab driver. A bartender. A woman that I'm seeing. I don't go in a big venue and ::indiscriminate drunk noises:" 6. Martin Lawrence vs. Guy Whose Mom Has Seen Martin's Penis View this video on YouTube youtube.com "Ask your mother if I'm circumcised." 7. Mitch Hedberg vs. "Fuckin' Doper" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "Arrest that dude!!!" 8. Russell Brand vs. Not Funny Person View this video on YouTube youtube.com "I know what it's like. 'Cause you've had some alcohol and you've got that voice in your mind that's telling you you can do anything. You can't! The voice is lying!" 9. Joan Rivers vs. Offended Guy Who Doesn't Get It View this video on YouTube youtube.com "Let me what comedy is about...comedy is to make everybody laugh at everything and deal with things. You idiot!" 10. Rob O'Reilly vs. Cell Phone Guy View this video on YouTube youtube.com RO: **answers heckler's phone**RO: "Hey, what's up...this is Tyrone." 11. Louis C.K. vs. Sexy Boots Girl View this video on YouTube youtube.com Heckler: "I think your boots are really sexy."CK: "Thank you. Maybe tell me that later. Instead of during a performance. You're not welcome to speak." 12. Amy Schumer vs. Woman Who Likes Amy's Boots View this video on YouTube youtube.com Heckler: **raises hand**AS: "This isn't a class...do you know that?"