I have some questions. If this was such brilliant satire as many of you are saying, let’s have the brilliant writer identify him/herself and take credit for what obviously is beyond most of us.Iagree with the commenter who said the Onion writer was lazy. There were many ways to make the same joke. Instead he/she decided to useasexually explicit epithet to refer toalittle girl. So if he/she is doing satire, why not some child pornography motif involving the actress?Iassume all of you defending this writer would love it.