Aww I love my alma mater. This kid is way cooler than any of the presidents we had when I was there. Godspeed, Bourbonnais, and go bears!
Ahem, speaking for those in the US who are not assholes, yes, we shorthand refer to our country as “America.” However, it is true that this term outside the US usually encompasses a whole continent or two. But the US is usually too selfish to give a shit, and then calls for punching someone’s throat. My country, my misguided country.
My guess is Johann Augustus Sutter, the Swiss immigrant on whose land gold was discovered, thus kicking off the California Gold Rush.
We need a bronze statue memorial commissioned for the Colonel asap.
The South deserved it.
“Hey guys! I’ll you smoke weed if you forgive me for being a giant asshole and elect me in 2016.”
Dude was 6 for 50.
Bush is more happy he’s not president than any of us who actually hated him as president.
Starting every single entrance with “The architect who…” was more annoying than any of these architectural mistakes, if any of them are real.
At least Jeffery Tambor made some money.
NBC sports, always gobbling up the leftover shit that ESPN, Fox, and CBS don’t want to deal with. So they get hockey, inconsequential golf, and Notre Dame.
I’m jerking off to this comment.
Berkeley had the naked run through the libraries the night before finals started, but those more mostly co-op hippies who liked going around naked anyway. I miss Berkeley now.
Chinga tu madre.
I’m glad Carl Edwards got the cameo appearance. Aside from Danica Patrick, he’s probably the only other driver that would look good naked.
As a minister in the Church of Dudism, I must point out that while the Duder did smoke about half a dozen j’s in that movie, Walter didn’t smoke. “Fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling” seemed to be his high.
Um, well that list was totally nonsensical.
And in today’s installment of “Old People Bitching About Young People”…
…and everyone just looks stoned.
This is also the best threesome ever, assuming I’m the third person.
Yeah pretty much. And the trips to the mountains to “see the snow.” Because it sure as shit never snowed at your house, despite our desperate childhood desires at times.
Go Bears! Rodgers led California to a glorious victory over those Stanfurd shits back in 2003 too.
Stupid gringo rednecks. Crackers are the scum of the earth.
Wow Mexico got all fucked up. I also like how California is still at the edge of the world.
She seems less crazy than just generally terrible.
And the trolls shall troll.
Your obvious lack of basic English skills is degrading.
This really makes me miss the Socially Unacceptable Artwork tumblr.
Bus Rapid Transit Line to El Dorado
Let’s teach a new generation how to oppress the poor and destroy the environment with the internet yeah!
The History Channel has been listing right-ward for a few years now.
Between Jack Benny, this, Next Friday, and Workaholics, my hometown gets a lot of publicity for its weird name. Rancho Cucamonga represent!
This is the most egregious rip-off of Cracked I’ve seen in a long time.
Berkeley also has better weed.
Wow, that was even more vapid than I was expecting. Then again, this is buzzfeed. I demand my utterly useless fluff to be liberal!