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Did your girlfriend get the dud, the one who looks like Milhouse you poindexter? Or are you the smooth lothario your sumptuous woman deserves? Maybe you're just a glass of root beer watching some lady from the counter... I don't know. I don't know you. Take the quiz and find out!

What Kind Of Boyfriend Are You?

If your baby girl tripped at the park and landed face down in a pile of dog crap and the dog crap got all over her face (and even in her mouth!!!) What would you do?

Which news item is of most interest to you?

Which kind of sex do you prefer?

Pick an outfit for bae

How do you feel about feminism?

Which pet would you rather have?

What did you get your girlfriend for her birthday this year?

Pick a toy

What are you feeding your lady tonight?

If you could date anyone other than your girlfriend, who would it be?

Pick a TV Show

What will you name your first son?

Which of these t-shirts are you wearing today?

Pick a song

Your favourite female body part?

You's a soft ass ain't you? You softer than Drake himself, by the sounds of it. You so soft your heart has a ponytail. You the type who only has sex in the shower so your girlfriend can't tell you're crying. You the type who call 911 just to see if they need any help. You the type to ride a horse with both legs on one side. You the type who return his shopping carts ALL THE WAY BY THE ENTRANCE!!!

Gayyyyyyyyyeeee

A man of great intelligence, talent and kindness, you play many roles in your loving girlfriend's life: Lover, best friend, awesome roomate, be autographed extraordinare and purveyor of soooo many smiles and orgasms. Your kitten loves you, puppy heart :)

Stevie Stinson, the greatest boyfriend on earth

What the eff, guy? Your two-headed bitch be TURRIFIED of yo ass. Back up and let her go with lobster boy back to the freak show... You should probably just kill your mom instead.

Going to kill her, aren't you?

you'd be dating a 2-litre of A&W if you had it your way, señor -- and that bottle would be equipped with a special contraption to keep rootbeer out of your devastatingly thick black moustache when you go down on it (or up? Not sure how that works... You're the rootbeer guy. Let us know.)

Señor Rootbeer!

So you're dating a country bumpkin, huh? We can say with some degree of authority that she digs your street-smart ways -- from the cool slang you learned IN REAL LIFE (as opposed to rap videos, like she did) to your tough chivalry (that's right -- you cuff YOUR chick ?) and ability to barter down da Chinee vendors.

A real Toronto guy

Baaaabe, get off me -- you're crushing my lungs. It's not funny baby, stahhhhp! Hey! I'm not weak, YOU ARE! Oh it's ON like King Kong. It's on like ding dong. It's on like Ming Wong!!! Hahahaha \*kisses\*

Stoner Stevie

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