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laurenonizzle I'm sort of like Lisa Simpson, I think. We're both sassy blondes who love books, animals and bright orange tube dresses. Perfection is boring, arrogance is annoying, and wit is 1000 times sexier than muscle. When I grow up, I want ...

My Ultimate 5th Grade Fantasy Was To Meet Whoopi Goldberg

I found this in a collection of short stories I wrote 5th grade. [Ed. note: part of keepsake show and tell]

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Groundskeeper Willy

This little ginger kitten doesn’t say much, but he’ll let you know when he wants something by licking your face.

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The Future Of Social Media Hipsters

Retired bloggers and baristas speak to us from the year 2062… futurehipsters.com http://youtu.be/uGi_r9xlvqE

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Future Hipsters

Retired bloggers and baristas speak to you from the year 2062… futurehipsters.com

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Catholic School Boys Rap Filthy: Rick And Chuck - We’s Hawd

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French Halloween Witch Makes Dirty Soup

This video was animated by a class of handicapped French school children, according to the description. I think. “La soupe de la sorcière” is a spicy one, indeed…

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Surprise Wedding: Bride Had No Idea She Was Getting Married

Colleen thought she was headed to a retirement party. Little did she know, her boyfriend of 7 years had planned an entire wedding behind her back. She showed up to a perfect dress, 200+ guests and Shawn on one knee. Did she say yes?
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Nyan Cat Hits the Red Carpet in Canada

What do Canada’s biggest pop stars and hockey players think of Nyan Cat? Lauren finds out.
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Famous Skylines From Old Computers

Culture Buzz Franco Recchia takes old tower innards and turns them into towers of a different sort.
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My Ultimate 5th Grade Fantasy Was To Meet Whoopi Goldberg

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Retired bloggers and baristas speak to you from the year 2062… futurehipsters.com
Catholic School Boys Rap Filthy: Rick And Chuck - We’s Hawd

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Nyan Cat Hits the Red Carpet in Canada

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The Future Of Social Media Hipsters

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