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    Want To Know How To Live Like Gwyneth?

    Then sign up for her new and completely random lifestyle website, Goop.

    Guidance you'll get from Gwyneth includes: "Cook a meal for someone you love, go to a city you’ve never been to, learn something new, don’t be lazy." Wait - so if we follow these completely uninspirational tips, we might have a chance to makeout with Brad Pitt or Chris Martin? No f'ing way!