Lauren Cook
Lauren is a writer who once got paid to watch TV all day long. She speaks Sanskrit fluently, despises cheesecake, and blatantly stalks Jennifer Aniston.
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  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Top 25 Annoying Moments

    A video montage of Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s most annoying rants from ‘08, including answering questions with questions, talking about the “Barack Obama kool-aid,” and kissing Sean Hannity’s ass. Caution: It’s five minutes of listening to a voice comparable to nails on a chalkboard.

    Lauren Cook 5 years ago 5 responses

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    Sexting

    “Sexting” or sending nude and erotic texts is the new popular thing to do among teens. Two Seattle high school cheerleaders were recently suspended from their squad after their sexts were passed around their high school. I guess a text like “OMG, ur soo cute!” doesn’t cut it anymore. Now you have to get naked and suck on your finger to adequately flirt. Read More ›

    Lauren Cook 5 years ago 23 responses

  • Personalized Hoff Posters

    What’s the perfect holiday gift? A personally autographed poster of The Hoff, obviously. This ingenious website lets you decide what David Hasselhoff will say in his autographed, sexy photo. Have any great messages you’d like to get from The Hoff?

    Lauren Cook 5 years ago 2 responses

  • Great White Shark Attack

    Video of a 15 foot great white shark ripping through a metal cage and attacking two scuba divers in Mexico. This footage is scarier than anything I’ve seen on “Shark Week.” If you listen carefully, I swear you can hear one of the divers scream, “Oh sh*t!!” just as the shark attacks. Watch Video ›

    Lauren Cook 5 years ago 8 responses

  • Baby Hanger

    Don’t feel like holding your baby? Hang them instead…in the Baby Hanger. Mostly meant for women in public restrooms, we see multiple opportunities to use this gadget. Bars, clubs, concerts…they all have walls to hang babies on!

    Lauren Cook 5 years ago 1 response

  • Free Arby’s

    Yay recession. In these trying times, use this coupon to get a free regular roast beef sandwich from Arby’s with any purchase. You can use it as many times as you want until December 14th. Roast beef…it’s what’s for dinner. And lunch. And breakfast.

    Lauren Cook 5 years ago 6 responses

  • Heidi & Spencer’s Honeymoon Pics

    The completely candid set of pictures from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s honeymoon in Cabo have just been released. Click to see rolls and rolls of unnecessary footage of the half naked couple gallivanting and touching each other. It almost feels NSFW, but it’s just two kids in swimsuits trying to mimic soft core porn. View Image ›

    Lauren Cook 5 years ago 4 responses

  • Secret Database of Corporate Numbers

    GetHuman is a database of secret corporate numbers and shortcuts that helps you bypass annoying hold music and automated systems so you can talk to a real human being. You’ll find numbers for hundreds of companies, from software giants to airlines. No guarantees that the person you end up talking to is actually helpful.

    Lauren Cook 5 years ago respond

  • Going To Work Could Kill You

    Most of us knew this all along, but the the EPA has recently declared that poor indoor air quality (such as what you find in most office buildings) is one of the largest environmental threats to American’s health. Duh. I feel like I want to throw up every time I set foot into my office (felt that way for years).

    Lauren Cook 5 years ago 2 responses

  • Congresswoman Hangs Up On Obama…Twice

    Republican congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen got a call from the supposed President-elect on Wednesday, but was so paranoid that it was a prank, she hung up on the caller…twice. We all know where THIS is going. It WAS Barack Obama (click to see what his response was when he finally got through). Note to self: If someone calls you and says it’s Barack Obama, give him the benefit of the doubt.

    Lauren Cook 5 years ago respond

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