Perhaps blue-balled pirates stole them and are using them as flotation devices?
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Mayday, mayday. 130,000 inflatable breasts en route to Australia have been lost at sea. They're worth $200,000, so please - if you see any boobies wash ashore, please alert your local authorities.
Perhaps blue-balled pirates stole them and are using them as flotation devices?