130,000 Boobs Lost At Sea

Mayday, mayday. 130,000 inflatable breasts en route to Australia have been lost at sea. They’re worth $200,000, so please - if you see any boobies wash ashore, please alert your local authorities. Perhaps blue-balled pirates stole them and are using them as flotation devices?

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