#3 is not only my city, but neighborhood! BTW the dog made it safely back to its owner, no worse for wear.

the_g_in_gimp@yahoo.com G for gangsta’ gimp because I had broken my knee that year… oh sweet Jesus…

This movie was so bland, but these are so true…

You think this is confining? Get a hold of the Disney styling and costuming booklets for cast members.

  Emily Whitehurst of Tsunami Bomb waaaaaaaay better female lead to look up to punk-wise.

I had to explain to a fellow teacher what a queef was after a kid called her that to her face. Not gonna lie, I laughed afterwards.  I wrote a detention to a kid for clucking like a chicken while I talked. This is a teenager… I would never write a detention if anchorman or a book reference was made, get real!

My now husband bought tickets to our favorite football teams - Houston Texans vs. Green Bay (which only play at our home once every 4 years…) and proposed in front of the stadium with a themed box (after he rigged it with our friends to tape it).

My heart cracked. Their love was so evident, even during his TED talk- she was his voice and heart.

He plays Ragnar on History Channel’s Vikings hence the make under…

Is it just me or are their boobs sitting kinda low? Screw the clunky clothing, at least give them some support!

At least she knows her strengths and weaknesses…

#2 is false, to receive Eucharist (if you’re indeed specifying catholic) you may be baptized in any church but be fully initiated in to the church.

That last one KILLED me…

Back Street’s Back ALL RIGHT! (No one else noticed they did the choreo from the video? Just me?)

Of course it’s in Houston….

Mickey Avalon’s My Dick would knock the bottom out of this especially since it copies it beat for beat….

My mom went to high school with a guy named Major Dudley, and I went to high school with a girl named Trunquisha …

And this is exactly why many school districts have implemented standardized or uniform dress for their students.

A ton of these are the Texas Renaissance Festival in Plantersville. The establishment stays up year round, but the vendors can change. It’s why I love October and November in Houston!

Eric F (from the current season) is seriously the most enjoyable thing ever. And strangely enough, there’s not a whole lot of infighting. More often than not, the contestants help each other out. Definitely fun and their celebrity guests are amazing. (John Rhys Davies was the first episode!)