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Lots of people think he looks like a vegetable.
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He's the peas to Perrie's mash.
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He's been likened to a lurid green highlighter.
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Is he more like a Turtle, or Shrek?
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Or how about a grow-your-own hair Shrek?
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Very natural, Zayn's new hair.
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Some think green-haired Zayn should get in the bin.
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Of course, there's been a comparison to Pepe.
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Why not play a game of footie on Zayn's head?
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Or maybe you'd prefer a game of golf?
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He looks a little like Beast Boy off Teen Titans.
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And a little like lime-green Teletubbie, Dipsy.
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But not as much as he looks like an Oompa Loompa.
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His environmental message hasn't gone completely unnoticed, at least.