1. When someone you fancy agrees to go on a first date with you...
When you go out for the 100th time and and your partner insists on calling it "date night".
2. Dinner on a first date is non-existent. You just get pissed and snog.
Dinner on your 100th date comes in a flat square box and is best eaten in your pyjamas.
3. On a first date you watch a serious film and then try and impress each other by saying clever things about it afterwards.
On your hundredth date, you curl up and watch your favourite soppy rom-com together.
4. The text you send the day after a first date...
The text you send after your 100th date...
5. What you wear for a first date...
What you wear for a 100th date...
6. The first time you go out, you are enthusiastic about everything your date says and laugh at all their jokes.
You don't even have to talk on a 100th date if you don't want to because you always know what each other are thinking.
7. Saturday afternoons on first dates are spent at art galleries, a farmers' market or any of those other places people like to pretend they frequent on their dating profiles.
A 100th date on a Saturday afternoon simply means staying in bed together.
8. You argue over who gets to show off by picking up the bill on a first date.
On your 100th date each pay for your own food at the counter.
9. You can't take your eyes off each other on a first date.
You're like, "NBD, seen it all before" by your 100th date.
10. You spend most of a first date terrified you're going to make a twat of yourself.
You relax in the knowledge that they've already seen you at your most ridiculous by the 100th date.
11. On a first date you drink something fancy like cocktails.
By the 100th date, cheap trumps flashy.
12. You get excited about every little thing you have in common on a first date.
By the 100th date you DGAF if your partner agrees with your views on which Taylor Swift song is best.
13. On a first date you try and stay cool and keep your true feelings on the down-low.
By the hundredth date, giving and receiving blatant admiration is welcomed.
14. On a first date you hope so much this person turns out to be as amazing as they seem.
