1.
When you let out a fart and try to act like you didn't hear anything:
2.
When you try to blame the stench on someone else:
3.
When you try to eat something and immediately realize it's a bad idea:
4.
When the cramps are so bad that you start sweating:
5.
When you get a whiff of your own stench:
6.
When you aren't near a toilet yet but it's coming anyway:
7.
When it isn't coming out easily and you gotta give it a push:
8.
When you let out a wet fart:
9.
When you think it's all finally out of you:
10.
And when you realize that it's definitely not, and you better find a bathroom:
11.
When you ruin your underwear:
12.
When you ask the universe why this had to happen to you:
13.
When it starts coming out all at once and you don't know if the toilet can hold it all:
14.
When you try to smile through the pain:
15.
When someone you don't like walks in the bathroom after you're done using it:
16.
When you try to move your arms and legs to keep them from going to sleep from sitting on the toilet for so long:
17.
When the end is in sight and you get a final burst of energy:
18.
When you're finally finished and you leave the bathroom and say your goodbyes:
19.
And when you wake up the next morning and feel a grumble in your stomach:
