1. First of all, when we text you, you should always take it with a grain of salt.
2. Because our need to be sarcastic over text is sometimes too much for others to handle.
3. And chances are, we think our sarcasm is a hell of a lot funnier than anyone else does.
4. We show our affection in very unique ways, which just means you'll always be surprised.
5. When we really like you, the sarcasm gets stronger than ever before.
6. And if we ever do manage to tame our sarcasm around you, you should know just how difficult it is.
7. We may not be the best at giving advice, but we will always listen and provide sarcastic commentary.
8. And when we do give you a genuine compliment, we actually DO mean it.
9. We will jump on any chance to use our sarcastic wit.
10. And basically the only time we aren't being sarcastic is when we're sleeping.
11. We're truly drawn to people who understand our sarcasm and fire their own right back at us.
12. More often than not, our sarcasm comes out at the least appropriate of times ... and you're going to have to live with that.
13. And when we say we're "just kidding," we're most likely lying.
14. Sometimes, we're not sure we even have feelings.
15. And because of that, you could say that we have a slight problem when it comes to expressing ourselves.
16. But even though it might not always show, we're super affectionate and more loving than our sarcastic comments let on.
17. And basically, our sarcasm just means that our relationships are the most fun!
